Privacy Policy

Looking for the legal stuff, are you?

Right. Here's the thing.

This site has about 3 pages. Maybe 5 if I'm being generous.

You really think one of them is going to be a full corporate privacy policy?

Not happening.

I'm not copying some template off the internet. So here's what you actually need to know.

I use good 'ole Google Analytics 4.

That's it. That's the list.

It tracks basic user behaviour... which pages you visit, how long you stick around, what brand of toothpaste you use (kidding!), that sort of thing.

Nothing sinister.

Check back in six months.

Maybe I'll have more to tell you by then.

Oh, and save yourself the click... don't bother with the Terms of Service page. It's even less interesting than this one.

Yeah, you can't resist clicking it now, can you?